STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose
Everyone who doesn't have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.
“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time
"bigger idiots than me have done it" is a phrase I live by
what if lan xichen was a beautiful woman and you met her on a night out
2.7 hours, 22 layers of effects, my eternal love for kindhearted party girls.
that one is exclusive to tumbly i do not feel like exposing my idealized malewife nhs to twt
just a femmey little nhs for the evening
dana akdjfjckfjfm
On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?
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I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I've even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can't let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I'm laughing about
If u ever have an issue cooking onions, remember the wisdom of the sprouts:
High and fast, you grilled his ass
Low and slow, your caramel hoe.
happy 2009 or smth